PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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