Dual....:-)
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
