He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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