we're blogging at a bar
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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