I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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