My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I have post one night stand depression
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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