my sisters under your porch take her home
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
