You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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