this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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