I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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