would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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