mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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