I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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