were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
only if we run a train.
done.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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