She said her name was "party"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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