glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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