There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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