How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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