You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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