Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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