but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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