my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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