I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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