It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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