thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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