Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Just invented taco cereal.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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