AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
