youre lurking in front of me
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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