...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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