I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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