last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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