hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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