At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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