You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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