the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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