Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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