Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
my liver is dry heaving
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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