break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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