I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I am naked and annoyed.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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