quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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