when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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