i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
