my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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