Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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