Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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