In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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