Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm always down for nudity.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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