Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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