We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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