sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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