So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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