is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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