So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
nutella sex= disaster
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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