This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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