He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
They have beer where we have blood.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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